America Land

... actually spelt Americaland (no space).

Often prefixed with the word "magical". Americaland is a world of wonder, inhabited by a weapon-toting people who have learned to speak and act by doing impressions of characters in movies. They exist five to eight hours in the past (the exact number is unclear) and, consequently, make valuable allies because they can tell us in advance when the shit's going to hit the fan. They don't, but this only serves to make them more God-like.

Surely, if they're in the past, it's us who are able to tell them when fan-hitting is likely to occur, rather than vice versa?

I think it has something to do with them telling our past selves.
I wish you would, we need all the help we can get. Also, our chocolate is lousy.

Is this like the Blur song? With the sugar free air, and everyone being very friendly? Depends where you go. I wish the air could be sugarfree, especially in the Midwest.