Chick Tracts

A collective term for a vast array of tiny comics, telling different tales but with just one theme: believe in (Jack Chick's version of) Jesus Christ, or you go to hell and you die.

• http://www.chick.com/
• http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp those tracts in full

Pretty much all of them can be found in Alx Williams' all-too-large collection. Any tracts gratefully received. Who knows, if we give him enough, they might work.

Some favourites:

• Who, Me? <http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0900/0900_01.asp> A tract about how effective tracts are, displaying pleasing self-referentiality. If it convinces you, it's right!
• Dark Dungeons <http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp> Playing Dungeons And Dragons will end up with you dead or 'trapped in a dungeon of bondage.' And not in a good way.
• Angels <http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp> Even Christian rock is evil. Especially if your manager is called Lewis Siffer. Lou Siffer. D'you see? <groan>.
• Tiny Shoes <http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0019/0019%5F01.asp> Archie's current all-time favourite.
• Allah Had No Son <http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0042/0042_01.asp> ... and, consequently, Muslims are pussies!
• Jack Chick references pop culture ...
• Superman? <http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0280/0280_01.asp> When exactly did Superman kill over 4000 people?
• The Terminator? <http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0282/0282_01.asp> But he won't be back ...
• Best quote: "When people bow down to idols, they are actually worshipping devils. God hates that!"
• Fire Starter? <http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0285/0285_01.asp>
• Cats <http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0292/0292_01.asp> How are you Belshazzar. All your kingdom are belong to the Medes and the Persians!

Scott Kurtz?, of PVP Online, vs Jack Chick: <http://www.pvponline.com/images/jesuskills.gif> (lengthy, introspective article at <http://www.pvponline.com/rants_jesus.php3>).

Cthulhu versus Jack Chick:

<http://www.howardhallis.com/bis/cthulhuchick/>

Category Online Comic Category Fantasy?