Windows ME

Micro Soft Windows (TM) Millennium Edition, to give it its full name.

An obvious product of the 'Me' generation: everything is 'My' this or that (My Computer, My Documents, My Pictures, My Music... I could go on), designed to be user-friendly, but very clearly not. Look upon it, ye users of Win 95, and despair of ever comprehending it! I will add, tho', that it hasn't fingers and everything else crossed crashed on me yet...

And if you can work a Windows machine with your eyes crossed and not crash it, a round of applause. -- WJR

Still, it's not quite as smart-alec as Windows Xp... it's a heck of a lot worse than Windows 2000, tho'.