Aphrael is no more, so all the web stuff I can be bothered writing is on here, mostly tarted up from HTML3.2 to 4.01 and CSS.
If you want a laugh, or maybe you actually want to employ me, try this.
The invariants pages (that probably no-one remembers existing) are here.
I'm having a go at organising the few photos I possess.
My most heavily used webpage is my bookmarks page, and it's here, complete with nasty colour scheme.
If you haven't been completely scared off, this should do the trick.
To help you recover from that trauma, try this.