Oh what a circus, oh what a show
Hash-keble has gone to town
Over the mess of the family, of someone named Wol
We've all gone crazy
Adopting all day, and adopting all night
Falling over ourselves to get all - of our relatives right
Oh what a messup, which way will it go?
When that gun is spinning around
Who'll get themselves shot next, and what's going on?
You'll get yourself kicked
and then must rejoin here, in a roundabout way
The talking goes on and on - Now tomorrow's today!
But what is this wondrous hash-keble?
Where do we find this incredible burrow?
It's on IRC
Where canna can be
How would we ever
Get by without her?
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It can get spoddy - or full of style
There's nice people in this crowd
And so for those ox.meets, you just can't go wrong
But where's that trout now?
It sneaks up on you when you're drinking your beers
And then it pounces - and Pow!
You've been trouted by peers!
So visit our lovely hash-keble
Now available at this computer
Just join Pendragon,
Marvin or nexus
And we'll ensnare you
You're there forever
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Come on to hash-keble, hash-keble, an' meet us, an' meet us, an' meet us
Whoa what a circus, whoa what a show
It's all on hash-keble, don't you know?
It's all on hash-keble, hash-keble, hash-keble, hash-keble, don't you know
Whoa what a circus, what a show
What a circus, what a show!
Come on to hash-keble, hash-keble (To fade)