Just so i can find them when i need to, the complete set of Neill Cumpston reviews:
BLADE FUCKIN' II! FUCK YEAH!
X2: X MEN KICKING YOU IN THE BALLS SO HARD THAT YOU PUKE ON YOUR BALLS AND ALSO YOUR ASS
MATRIX: KINGDOM OF ASS-KICKING
(almost certainly the best review ever written) - 2003-05-01
HOBBIT-MAN: THE KING RETURNS
Dawning of the Dead and Passion of the Christ
Blade III: Non-Stop Fight Boner
; middle one of three reviews, so you have to skip past some bullshit to get to the review; just find for "completely nude while high on rhino tranquilizer" - 2004-07-21
Here Comes Batman
Spider Man Part Three
reviewed by Neill's mum! - 2007-05-02
CLOVERFIELD MONSTER GOES APESHIT!
THE IRON MAN PART III