Neill Cumpston

Just so i can find them when i need to, the complete set of Neill Cumpston reviews:

• BLADE FUCKIN' II! FUCK YEAH! - 2002-03-22
• X2: X MEN KICKING YOU IN THE BALLS SO HARD THAT YOU PUKE ON YOUR BALLS AND ALSO YOUR ASS - 2003-04-22
• MATRIX: KINGDOM OF ASS-KICKING (almost certainly the best review ever written) - 2003-05-01
• HOBBIT-MAN: THE KING RETURNS - 2003-12-09
• Dawning of the Dead and Passion of the Christ - 2004-03-19
• Blade III: Non-Stop Fight Boner; middle one of three reviews, so you have to skip past some bullshit to get to the review; just find for "completely nude while high on rhino tranquilizer" - 2004-07-21
• SIN CITY - 2005-03-21
• Here Comes Batman - 2005-06-15
• 300 - 2007-02-09
• Grindhouse - 2007-03-25
• INCREDIBLE BONUS: Spider Man Part Three reviewed by Neill's mum! - 2007-05-02
• CLOVERFIELD MONSTER GOES APESHIT! - 2007-12-17
• THE IRON MAN PART III - 2012-04-25