Sex sells. Everyone knows this. But did you know it can be used to sell fruit and vegetables? A brief visit to Tesco revealed the following incredibly (if not immediately obviously) filthy labels: - Glovebox date - Eat Me Keep Me bananas - Loose oranges - Loose Sharon fruit - Passion fruit - Ripe and Ready plums - Cox apples polybag - Tentation apples - Sweetheart cabbage - Fun Size apples - Cucumber portion As well as others too depraved to print.