Cheddar

Some notes on supermarket cheddars, so i know which ones i like. For reference, and although it's not listed here, the best i've ever had is Co-op own-brand mature cheddar (the one that comes in a brownish-red packet).

The score is supposed to be out of five, but i've been systematically overrating things. The first three columns are a total mess, sorry about that.

Shop Brand Type Nationality Alleged Maturity Tasting Date Notes Score
Tesco Carberry Irish Mature / 3 ? Bloody awful. Sour, with no richness. Almost like a Cheshire or something. Might just about be okay for toasting, but worthless for eating. EDIT: also hopeless for toasting. *
Tesco Farmhouse West Country Mature / 4 (Rich/Tangy) ? Pretty good. Sharp, tasty, but lacking developed richness. The sharpness is overpowering in the aftertaste. ***
Tesco Creamfields (Discount Brands) Mature / 3 (Rich/Creamy) ? Pretty good. No sharpness at all, but as it says, rich and rather creamy - undercut a little by surprising sweetness. If this had some bite, it would be a solid four. ***½
Tesco Davidstow Cornish Mature / 3 (Rich / Creamy) 2009-06-01 Sharp, but not excessively so; has a pronounced sourness which buttresses the sharpness. Offsets the harshness with considerable creaminess, but only middling richness and complexity. ***½
Tesco Canadian Extra Mature / 4 (Strong/Tasty) 2009-06-01 Creamy, but sharp, with the sharpness overwhelming the fairly weak flavour. **½
Tesco Ford Farm Coastal Dorsetine "rugged mature" 2009-06-06 Good flavour, modest sharpness, just enough to accent the taste. Quite rich and creamy in the follow-through. Almost textbook. A little soft, though, and could do with more complexity. ****½
Pilgrim's Choice Somerset Extra Mature / 5 2009-07-06 Creamy, with definite but not excessive sweetness, and very rich. For a mature cheddar, little sharpness; mature cheddars often wildly overdo sharpness, but this one very slightly underdoes it.
2010-09-14: Still the same. Very good.
****½
Tesco Mature / 3 (rich / creamy) 2009-07-11 A very middle-of-the-road cheddar: sharpness, some bitterness, little complexity, modest creaminess. **
Kerrygold Irish Mature / n (desc) 2009-07-11 Intriguing dryness, a little like a Manchego; manages to have an edge without actually being that sharp. Unremarkable flavour. ***
Seriously Farmy British "a rich country character" 2009-08-14 Wasn't impressed at first, but it's really grown on me. A quiet baseline of sweet creaminess, healthy sharpness, and a solid richness, elusive around the mouth ****½
Lidl Valley Spire British + Irish Vintage Reserve 2010-03-02 A little nondescript, but hard to fault. Good texture, solid sharpness initially dominates richness, with the balance reversing in the aftertaste. Should toast well. ****
Lake District Cheese Co Cumbrian Mature (rich & tasty) 2010-04-17 Creamy, rich, not at all sharp - almost like a strong Edam (?!). Really good, but just needs a little more edge. ***½
Lidl Valley Spire British + Irish Extra Mature 2010-09-14 Excessively sour. Not a lot else to it. *½
Tesco Parkham Farm Farmhouse West Country Extra Mature / 5 (strong + tangy) 2010-09-25 Decent. Solid sharpness, a hint of creaminess, some richness, slight sourness in the aftertaste. ***½
Tesco Parkham Farm Farmhouse West Country Mature / 4 (rich + tangy) 2010-10-08 A good all-rounder. Good flavour, with gentle sharpness. ****
Tesco Lake District Cheese Co Lacustrine Mature 2011-01-09 Unremarkable. Sharp, bitter aftertaste, no richness or creaminess discernable. Toasting just makes the bitterness more pronounced. They also do an Extra Mature which is only slightly better (forgot to review it). *½
Seriously Strong (tangy + savoury) 2011-11-17 Creamy, a little sharp, with a well-developed fruity richness. Very good. Loses much of its interest on toasting. ****
Anchor Extra Mature 2014-08-25 Creamy, just touch a touch of sharpness, halfheartedly savoury, rather flabby. Unobjectionable and forgettable. ***
Sainsbury's Vintage reserve English Vintage / 6 (Strong/Powerful) 2016-03-06 Underpowered. No perceptible sharpness or savouriness; a little bitter. **
Marks & Spencer Cornish Cove Davidstow Cornish Mature / 5 (rich and full flavoured) 2016-03-25 Good! Intensely savoury, with complex flavours below the surface. Comes in a little bitter and leaves a little sour. A hint of crunch. ****
Sainsbury's Taste the Difference Keen's West Country Farmhouse British Extra Mature / 5 (tangy and complex) 2018-04-07 Good sting of sharpness, cellar, sour savouriness ****
Sainsbury's Mary Ann's Dairy (tertiary) Mature 2021-09-23 A little sour, quite sweet, dry, fairly bland *½
Sainsbury's British Mature / 4 2021-09-23 Rather sharp / sour, not much to it, hint of farmyard *½