= Zool V: The Final Front Ear "How many ears does Mr Spock have? Three - a left ear, a right ear, and a Final Front Ear!" [ascii _____ -' '-_ * <-{ * _" o _ / \: * <-{ * / /~\ . \ <-{ * }-> | " ~ \~/ o . /| * <-{ * | . / * _ \ c .; s / * |^o^| "_ _" * \___/ ------- ] _ZoolV is the fifth (but sadly probably not final) part of the ongoing saga that is ZOOL. It is the first part to be written on a wiki. ZoolV is being written on a paragraph-by-paragraph basis; authors of each paragraph may sign it if they like._ "Gurgle, goo, gurgle, ftagnn!" - Baby-Zool ||| |ZoolV, The Final Front Ear | now runs to *Ten Chapters*, these being accessible here: | ||| ||| |ZoolDramatisPersonae | Cast of Characters and Other Idiots | _by TL and WJR_ |ZoolVChapterOne | Mission to the Unknown | _by TL and WJR_ |ZoolVChapterTwo | Outer Space Robot People | _by TL and WJR_ |ZoolVChapterThree | In Zool, Nobody can hear You retcon... | _by TL and WJR_ |ZoolVChapterFour | You Can Lead A Worm To Cyberspace, But... | _by TL and WJR_ |ZoolVChapterFive | The Unsubtle Brick | _by TL and WJR_ |ZoolVChapterSix | Zool Squared | _by TL and WJR_ |ZoolVChapterSeven | Arrest that Aardvark! | _by TL and WJR_ |ZoolVChapterEight | All Cthulhus Great And Small | _by TL and WJR_ |ZoolVChapterNine | The Good, the Bad and the Deity | _by TL and WJR_ |ZoolVChapterTen | Unintellectual Property | _by TL and WJR_ Links are also available between chapters, for those wishing to enjoy the entire story. _Neither necessary nor sufficient, I fear._ Zool will be reborn..this time into a movie. W__A__I__T 5 Y__E__A__R__S, F__A__N__S..... A__L__L P__E__O__P__L__E W__I__L__L D__I__E in 3005 _Zool... the Movie? The mind boggles, runs away, and hides in one of Mike's crocodiles._ -- WJR CategoryZool