OUSF Gish T Shirt Slogans

List here what you feel would make good OUSF Gish T-shirt slogans.

In my browser that looks like a piercing: is there an escape sequence for sequences of capital letters? -- MAB Yes, it means bunging a double underscore in between each letter. Scuse. --TL

• We brake for TEA! -- WJR
• I'm an OUSFG Member! So's this person wearing me. -- WJR
• Pronounced 'oos-fug'! -- WJR
• Welcome to OUSFG. You'll never leave. -- WJR
• Vorsprung durch Magie -- WJR
• Anything von Cataan -- WJR
• It's Never Too Late for Settlers -- WJR
• My Other Body's In RPG Soc -- WJR
• Nobody expects... The Library! -- WJR
• Beware the Massed Hordes of Zool --TL
• ZOOL LIVES! --TL
• Yoda love I --TL <-- Yoda I love? -- MAB
• OUSFG Librarian: Take Me To Your Reader --TL
• Science Fiction Is Not A Dirty Word! (Ask Our Founder) --TL
• Reality Is For the Unimaginative --TL
• Don't Attack Time- It's Bigger Than You -- WJR
• I Survived the OUSFG Punt Party! --TL
• In Cranham Street Nobody Can Hear You Scream! -- WJR
• OUSFG is wasted on the Living -- WJR
• OUSFG Punch: Kills all Known Germs -- WJR
• The Oddest Chocolate Brownies/Sugar Cubes In The Universe... Probably --TL
• No one expects... the Xmas Party Costumes! -- WJR
• I brake for temporal anomalies --TL (with Tim in mind)
• What? I don't understand? Where's the tea? -- WJR
• Time is flexible. <snap> Not that flexible, Tim! -- WJR
• My other T-shirt has a picture of Cthulu on it. Be reassured. --TL
• Sugar Cubes, Gotta Catch 'em All -- WJR
• Have you heard the word of the Penguin? -- WJR
• This T-Shirt Does Not Contain Hyperlinks. Unfortunately --TL
• Is Your Name a Wiki Name? -- WJR
• Tumbleweed flys by. -- WJR
• Warning. Giant Hubristic Vegetable Crossing. --TL
• Saner than RPG Soc. -- WJR
• Saner than CUSFS --TL
• Respect Da Penguin. Awwk! --TL
• Varsity Champions of One-Legged Kipper Duelling --TL
• Only Transcended Giant Spiders need Apply --WJR (Kaled, Carathain or Metebelian??--TL)
• Let the Streets Echo to the Sound of Your Pedantry -- WJR (specially for Ian)
• Don't be Lonely: Summon a Demon! -- WJR
• Resistance is Useless! Our Flying Monkey Legions will Triumph. -- WJR
• Are Other Members your Schizoid Alter-egos? It never hurts to ask... -- WJR Aaah, Fight Club!
• First rule of OUSFG Wiki: You talk about OUSFG Wiki at every possible opportunity. --TL
• If This is Your First Visit: You have to Wikify. -- WJR
• This is not Planet Starbucks. Join the Resistance. -- WJR (Ask, and you shall receive)
• You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. -- WJR
• You will attack the lamp-post. -- WJR
• You will become the first of a new race of OUSFG. You will return to Earth and control it for us. -- WJR
• Unleash the Memes of Terror! -- WJR
• Oxford University Speculative Fiction Group, established c.1960. (smaller type) ... And none of our members have died yet! --TL
• Existence non-mandatory. -- WJR
• Normal Service Will Be Resumed As Soon As You Stop Assuming This Is Normality --TL I rather like the sentiment of this -- TA
• All your Fresher are belong to us. -- WJR
• Caution! Pedant Working -- WJR
• Absinthe Makes the Brain Grow Softer -- WJR Too true, too true. -- TA
• Do you communicate by emitting Licking Bears? If so, say NOTHING! -- WJR
• Unattended Memes Replicate. Guard them at all times. -- WJR
• OUSFG Librarian (revisited): I sold my room to OUSFG and all I got was this Lousy T-shirt. -- WJR
• Today Oxford, tomorrow the world! --TL
• Everything is True in some sense, False in some sense and Meaniningless in some sense.
• I didn't do it.
• We did this.
• What does not destroy me makes me stronger
• When is a cube not a cube? When it's made of sugar? :)
• OUSFG Library - gotta read them all!
• What does not destroy me will regret its failure. -- WJR
• Take Disinformation and Offence into the World? Not us! We just Chick Tract and Go! -- WJR
• Danger: OUSFG of Mass Distraction at Large --TL
• Robin's Words of Wisdom: Work, Sleep, and OUSFG. You have time for two. -- WJR
• Is that a flying saucer on your head or are you just wearing a futuristic hat? -- WJR