Have you ever read a good chunk of RFC 1459?
Have you ever IRCed talking directly to the server through telnet?
Can you put a face to almost every member of OxIRC (Let's say ninety percent, here)?
And a REAL name?
Do you find yourself thinking of people in terms of their nick rather than their name?
Do you habitually think IRL in terms of /me?
Do you regularly hit the server limit for number of channels you're on at once?
Have you been to Oxford (If you're elsewhere) / Nottingham (If you're in Oxford)?
Have you been to an OxIRCmeet?
Has one ended up in your room?

Have you read The Minibus Log?
Have you Minibussed?
If so, were you more than one character?
Have you been on a proper nonpublic channel? Demonstrations don't count, here :-)
Are you in the top ten on the OxIRC ranking of all-time?
Are you in the top ten on the OxIRC ranking of the past five weeks?
Have you ever played extensively with canna?
Are you in group grumpy on munchkin?
Have you been mentioned on Binky's show?
Have you eaten in Keble Hall?

Can you name all possible !commands?
Can you recall all of Frumpy's hidden commands?
Are you on the OxIRC webpage?
Do you read Wibble?
Do you read Serious?
Do you have more than 5 !explanations from other people?
More than 10?
Do you keep your own logs?
If so, do they take up more than 10 megs?
More than 20?

Have you ever:

Trouted?
Multiple times?
Been trouted?
By multiple people for the same reason?
By Anna?
Added a trout?
Thunched?
Been quoted?
Originated an expression now in common usage?
Been accused of being a pedant?

Been accused of being a flirt?
Been accused of giving TMI?
Been photographed, and had the photo placed on the web?
Mooted (Suggested a meet) on Wibble?
Sung on #oxford?
Duetted on #oxford?
Been kept up 'til 2AM IRCing?
4AM?
All night?
Written a script for Grumpy?

This is only in prototype at the moment; if anyone has any questions they feel should be added, let me know.

Send suggested additions to matthew.clemson@keble.ox.ac.uk