Kebab Vans

Oxford's own Recycling System, a gestalt entity which effectively parasitises the student population.

Ahmed, on the High St, is the 'bab king. This is beyond dispute. The other Oxford Kebab Vans are:

In the far future, so ZOOL tells us, Kebab vans will be a space-combat weapon to be used to subdue the strange creatures into which students will by then have mutated.

Kebab Vans are equipped with a network of the most sophisticated monitoring equipment known to humans or the CIA, allowing their drivers to instantly determine if a dog, cat, student, toad, or other animal has died on the streets anywhere in Oxford, so that they can appropriate the carcass forthwith.

Also see Eating In Oxford, Drinking In Oxford, DyingInOxford.

Category Oxford Geography Category Unknowable Horror

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