Kebab Vans
Oxford's own Recycling System, a gestalt entity which effectively parasitises the student population.
Ahmed, on the High St, is the 'bab king. This is beyond dispute. The other Oxford Kebab Vans are:
- Mehdi's (High St)
- Hussein's (St Giles; will also sell you drugs, and give you freebies if you see him selling drugs to others)
- The Roving Gourmet (St Giles; right next to Hussein's, and of the two, chosen by all right-thinking people) What this one serves is almost food- the chips seem to have some potato in them, and the cheese has the consistency of cheese rather than rubber, two points which instantly elevate it above Hussein's and Hassan's.
- Hassan's ('Hassan the Assassin') - The best chips and cheese in Oxford IMNSHO?. --DM
- Sid's Kitchen (St Aldates)
- Ali's (up by the Radcliffe Infirmary? - draw your own conclusions) well, the Radcliffe Infirmary has no accident & emergency department, for a start. I've eaten many, many times at Ali's and have only been ill once, as a result. That helped me get out of a particularly nasty tutorial, as I recall -AM
- The Oxford Kebab Van (location uncertain; known by its initials, OKV, which remind one of a Soviet or Nazi secret police torture squad, and not without good reason)
In the far future, so ZOOL tells us, Kebab vans will be a space-combat weapon to be used to subdue the strange creatures into which students will by then have mutated.
Kebab Vans are equipped with a network of the most sophisticated monitoring equipment known to humans or the CIA, allowing their drivers to instantly determine if a dog, cat, student, toad, or other animal has died on the streets anywhere in Oxford, so that they can appropriate the carcass forthwith.
Also see Eating In Oxford, Drinking In Oxford, DyingInOxford.
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