The #keble quotes page, for a little more refinement
The IRL quotes page, for that spontaneous feel
*** Penfold has set the topic to G4 gimme gimme with a cinema display 'n' all!
*** Penfold has set the topic to Your Linux box is full of Gowillas, bouncy bouncy.
*** Reb has set the topic to Blind Date Questions from Alternate Realities
*** floaty has set the topic to how many pieces do you think my tutor will carve me into?
*** Reb has set the topic to mm, lights. lights are good. long may they shine over us.
*** Reb has set the topic to Are you happy with your wa**? (sorry...)
*** David has set the topic to pick on penfold week
*** David has set the topic to pick on reb week
*** David has set the topic to pick on matt week
*** Raptor has set the topic to pick on 'that old fogey pedant person david' week
*** nuo has set the topic to Penfold wants Reb's kittens
*** Raptor has set the topic to Chatup scores: Rap: 0, Penf: 13 not out. Reb: 50 cc.
*** Penfold has set the topic to Chatup scores: Rap: 0, Penf: 13 not out. Reb: 50 ccs, *but is it fluid*?.
*** Floatylik changes topic to 'but is it <Art>?'
*** Penfold has set the topic to Please leave a topic after the beep. ... Beep.
*** Penfold has set the topic to Public mental note: I owe Reb a pint of the fluid of her choice, 'cos she doesn't like beer
*** Penfold has set the topic to I nominate pilly for the 1999 Igloo laziness award
(Perhaps it's a bit unmomentous? Well, you'll see. Oh yes, you will)
* Penfold likes it with the lights out
<Penfold> Pilly & Reb are bouncing like mad
* Penfold wants Reb's kittens
<Reb> Jauza! Se svengaa kuin hirvi!
(Translation: Wow! it boogies like a moose!) - Apparently.
<Art> I just did it to myself
<Penfold> And this one's better, cos it's not one of those faschist right-handed bent ones
* Penfold resolves to go & browse through virgin's vinyl tomorrow
<Gan> are you going to do broken computers?
<Penfold> Don't worry - it's fairly bendy
* David goes to do the chicken again
<Art> Reb? pilly? :)
<Zaphod> I'll do one of them ;)
<Penfold> My Iain is probably not into that sort of thing, anyway :)
<Reb> I love Metal Fingers In My Body
* Penfold does it to Penfold instead, cos I'm curious :)
<Penfold> !setdrink shandy
<Grumpy> Setting Penfold's drink to shandy
<Penfold> !drink
* Grumpy hands Penfold a shandy
<Penfold> Geddit?
<nou> Gah!
<nou> !trout Penfold
* Grumpy slaps Penfold around a bit with a box of Kimwipes.
<nou> !trout Penfold
* Grumpy slaps Penfold around a bit with oh sod it, just shoot them...
<Penfold> lol
<Penfold> !praises appropriate trouts. Twice!
<Frumpy> appropriate trouts. Twice! are, like, really great, you know?
<Penfold> We don't just lower the tone, we drop it off the cliff.
Bot AI in action.
<Rapture> foo: baldy?
<foo> baldy: aaargh, i don't think i've seen you since the beginning of a king-size double bed. now *there's a useless item for *my* room.
<Edd> !8ball who else will be in the shower?
<Test> Edd, with a large audience.
At an auction:
* Emily throws igloo into her bed just in case
<Emily> err, bid!
Yeah, right. We all know what you meant...
<Raptor> !8ball When will the interrogation begin?
<Test> Raptor, in June
<nou> Nude pictures of Ganesh.
<Igloo> Aren't illegal to own
<quidity> Just worrying.
* Art wonders, quotably, why neve uses a condom when gaffer tape would do :)
<nou> You *usually* let me play with it when I'm drunk :)